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"The bigamist Bunny" Part One

There Once was a bunny named Jack, Oh did his wife Chuck A Spack. For although Jack was discreet, he had forgotten about pete, Who had found what he'd left on her sheet.
Pete had explained, How jack hadn't abstained.
As soon as he had finished, The smile on her face had diminished. then there was a crack, and a stab in the back, As his body was stuffed into a sack.
Behind his body, stood the portrait of a man broken

TO BE CONTINUED

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John Howard's First Role pt 1Here He is A Man just kicked out of politics, what must be going through his mind as he's sitting on the curb outside he's house. "How am I Going to tell jannette
and the kids. All matter of things are going through his mind,as he dretches his
way up towards the front door. When He arrives there he is greeted by the smile
that entertained him so, thrioughout the ups and the downs the good and the bad.
In the end He decides to wait until That weekend until He tells them, To him it
seemed as though the perfect time to do it as it would not be announced until
the next monday. John Howard's First Role pt 1
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The Advantageous Rhinoonce upon a golfing trip, there was a Rhino who was out of place. there I was shooting for a birdie when what do you know this punk Rhino just walks up and Kicks my golf ball down the putting green and into the rough. Now I wasn't going to just stand there
and watch my ego be brokken by this.... this random rhino
cussing up my turf and whats worse ruining the best game of my
life. here it comes, the climax of this very short story, this is what
I do. I walk into the rough and Grab that massive white "bull" by
the horns and i go right up to it's large watermelon-like eyes spit &n The Advantageous Rhino
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The Greatest TV Show Ever

Sat Apr 15, 2006, 1:15 AM

THe Show Is called THE LOOP and it's american
I've only seen Seven EPs But it's awesome to
entice you to Watch it when it's out here
Ive copied the starting sequence lyrics and I'm
Gonna share them with ya

All The scientists are running around,
Looking for the monkey but he can't be found
cos he's down by the pond
playing hockey with the kids

and it's one, two, three

the kid's love the monkey and

Four, five, six

and the monkey's kinda hot
and he's

seven, eight, nine

Having A good time

Yeeaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's meant to be sung so there is actually a
Beat in there somewhere

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Current Residence: Aussi Aussi Aussi
Favourite movie: Kung Fu Hustle
Favourite band or musician: Rancid,Queen,After the Fall,My Chemical Romance,System Of A Down
Favourite genre of music: most are good
Operating System: Windows XP
Favourite cartoon character: Ned Flanders
Personal Quote: POV-Arse Jesus lover
Tools of the Trade: Only me!

Email: joelbirch5@Bigpond.com.au

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~ScorpionHenchman May 29, 2006, 5:27:05 PM

Post some more stuff Joel.

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"They're a joke aren't they? It's just lots of middle class people applauding a bunch of guys who act stupid and write really primitive music. Then people say 'oh it's so honest'" - Thom Yorke sums up Oasis.

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