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"The bigamist Bunny" Part One by ~Ragnaspock:iconRagnaspock:

Categories Literature > Poetry > Humor > Song




There Once was a bunny named Jack,
Oh did his wife Chuck A Spack.
For although Jack was discreet,
he had forgotten about pete,
Who had found what he'd left on her sheet.

Pete had explained,
How jack hadn't abstained.

As soon as he had finished,
The smile on her face had diminished.
then there was a crack,
and a stab in the back,
As his body was stuffed into a sack.

Behind his body,
stood the portrait of a man broken



TO BE CONTINUED
©2006-2009 ~Ragnaspock
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The misadventures of Jack the bunny and his wife.

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~Jubilation Apr 3, 2006, 2:29:50 AM
rofl good one

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Murphy MacManus: So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team.
--boondock saints
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~ScorpionHenchman Apr 3, 2006, 4:46:53 PM
Hehe Bigamist Monkeys.

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"They're a joke aren't they? It's just lots of middle class people applauding a bunch of guys who act stupid and write really primitive music. Then people say 'oh it's so honest'" - Thom Yorke sums up Oasis.

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~ScorpionHenchman Apr 3, 2006, 4:47:03 PM
Hehe Bigamist Rabbits.

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"They're a joke aren't they? It's just lots of middle class people applauding a bunch of guys who act stupid and write really primitive music. Then people say 'oh it's so honest'" - Thom Yorke sums up Oasis.

VISIT HERE: [link]
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~tinmanthegreat Apr 3, 2006, 5:06:55 PM
I think Keiran has a point... Needs monkeys.

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Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.
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~Ragnaspock Apr 5, 2006, 3:35:24 AM
I was actually quite happy with it being a rabbitafter all they are known for their rooting

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I wish you wouldn't scream at those monkeys
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~tinmanthegreat Apr 5, 2006, 11:42:28 PM
yes. yes they are.

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Stinson, Tiernan Guillermo (1988-2016): Poet, Author, Playwright, Musician, Actor, Artist, Comedian, Philosopher.
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